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Dear TV Snobs,

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Dear People Who Use the “Battle” Metaphor for Other People Who Have the Distinct Displeasure of...

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Dear Parents:

On behalf of your friends without children, I’m officially serving notice...

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After being in a fairly long-term relationship my friends and I decided it would be good for me...

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Dear Havingsaidthat,

A certain tentativeness of opinion has become fashionable of late....

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Dear Facebook,

Go ahead, take whatever you want. I won’t try to stop you.

Utilize...

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Dear Job Market,

3,315

Dear Elf on the Fucking Shelf,

You’re a book, a doll, a keepsake box. You’re an iPhone...

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Dear Today Show:

During an episode I randomly watched while I was hungover, you invited a...

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