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You sadistic bastards.

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I admit, I was always skeptical of your much-heralded...

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Dear Vice President Cheney,

Let me express my condolences for the loss of your chief of...

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When I filed my taxes in February last year...

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Dear Smart Puffs,

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I’m not sure if you remember me,...

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Everybody knows that women...

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