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Dear Today Show:

During an episode I randomly watched while I was hungover, you invited a...

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Dear Self-Interrupters,

You don’t know who you are, but I do. I’m the one listening,...

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Dear Class of 1994,

I regret to announce my resignation as “Most Likely to Succeed.”...

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Dear Targeted Online Advertisers,

I hesitate to write this, because honestly, much of...

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Dear Arabic Labials,

A few years back, I taught English to speakers of other languages....

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Dear Canonical Authors,

I regret the impersonal nature of this form letter, but time-...

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Dear Mrs. Angrum:

I’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate you for successfully...

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Dear Sir,

Would it be presumptuous to tell you how I really feel? Share my emotions? Lay...

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Dear Son/Future Apple Employee,

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Dear Hot Canadian Zumba Teacher,

You didn’t know she’d had a heart attack a thousand...

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