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Dear #fitgirls,

I’m worried that if I see another green smoothie on your Instagram, I...

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Dear mango fly larva currently taking up residence in my left buttock,

It’s time to come...

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Dear truckers,

I found your piss. Twenty-three bottles, to be exact, in the grass along...

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Dear Paleo Diet Enthusiasts,

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Dear ugly mug I painted at Paint A Dream last weekend,

I’m sorry. I didn’t mean for it to...

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Dear MTA Riders of the Male Persuasion,

I know you like to spread your chests wide,...

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Dear Ex-Fiancé,

Sometime last summer I contracted an infection in my left hand.

...

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Dear Hashtags That Should Really Be Sentences,

This is an intervention. Did you catch...

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