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AN OPEN LETTER TO MY MALE GYNECOLOGIST

Dear Dr. Cohen,
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AN OPEN LETTER TO A PLAYBOY POSTER

Dear Playboy poster,

I pity you, Playboy poster. How very sad to be imprisoned in that...

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AN OPEN LETTER TO MY SONY VAIO

Dear Sony Vaio PCG-V505DX,

I thought I was buying a compact, highly portable machine to...

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AN OPEN LETTER TO HUMMINGBIRDS

Dear Hummingbirds,

Hey, would you take it easy already? What’s the freakin’ rush,...

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AN OPEN LETTER TO THE RENTAL VIDEO SITTING ON TOP OF MY TELEVISION

Dear Jeepers Creepers II,

I see that a thin layer of dust is gathering on you. And that...

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AN OPEN LETTER TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT THAT AWAITS ME

Dear Unemployment,

Nearly 15 years have passed since our last forced pairing. I treated...

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AN OPEN LETTER TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT THAT AWAITS ME

Dear Unemployment,

Nearly 15 years have passed since our last forced pairing. I treated...

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An Open Letter To A Youthful Society

I am writing this letter as an individual who is tired of our culture's obsession with...

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AN OPEN LETTER TO HERMAN MILLER

Dear Mr. Miller,

I’m thrilled to be writing you. How admirable that you started a company...

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AN OPEN LETTER TO LOW-CUT PANTS

Dear Low-Cut Pants,

I’m told that you feel grievously injured by my “radical” decision to...

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