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Dear Dreams,

Books, toothbrush, drown, raisin pie, leotards, cockadoodledoo, Napoleon,...

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Dear Libido,

Okay, so what’s up with you these days?

Everybody knows that women...

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Dear Last Pack of Camel Lights (Summer 2009),

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Dear Sir or Madam,

As my Islamic Humanities exam draws near and my nose finds itself...

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Dear Ms. Jordan,

My mother, an elementary-school librarian, gave me a copy of your book...

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Dear Psychotic Dogs,

I think you may have noticed my affection for other animals—...

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Dearest Lost Bikini Bra,

I wish I had the words to tell you how keenly I miss you.

...
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Dear Wendy,

First of all, I want to say that I picked your chain over the other fast-food...

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Dear James Randi,

I am writing to you in regard to your offer of $1 million to anyone who...

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Dear Birds,

While I am pleased that you have decided the air conditioner in my bedroom is...

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