Dear Katie,
Earlier today it came to my attention that you had tweeted your opinions...
Dear Katie,
Earlier today it came to my attention that you had tweeted your opinions...
Dear Elf on the Fucking Shelf,
You’re a book, a doll, a keepsake box. You’re an iPhone...
Dear Marissa,
Whoa, girl! You really know how to drop a bomb. Everyone is still talking...
Dear Drake,
Hey dude. You don’t know me but my name’s Tyler and everyone says I’m a real...
Dear Arizona Legislators,
Greetings. I am sending this letter to encourage you to please...
Dear Gays,
I am only greeting you with the hope that you will leave Liberia alone and go...
Dear Ottawa Senators,
Just couldn't let this season end without offering up a genuine and...
I have spent nearly 18 months running a gauntlet of the American healthcare system, being passed...
Dear Backseat Baby,
Hey. Yeah you, in the backseat! I know you're trying to pretend like...
Dear Dez,
I'm sure you've never heard of me. I'm a former sports agent who has some...
Dear Nigel,
I was concerned for you on the news the other night. I've never seen you...
Babe, I know I've fucked up so many times including a while ago. But sweetie please don't block...
Dear Off-Season,
Please don’t suck.
I mean, I guess I could just leave this letter...
Socialism is based on equality, which in itself is a false-hood. The matter of fact here is that...
I don't know where you are now.
Maybe close to me.
Or in a distant country or...
Dear, sweet Baby Yeezus,
The entire world has celebrated your long-anticipated arrival,...
Dear, undocoumnted immigrants,
I care for you. I see how people treat you just...