Aug 9, 2023
Hi JK,
I can’t stop thinking about you. I can’t stop thinking about...
Aug 9, 2023
Hi JK,
I can’t stop thinking about you. I can’t stop thinking about...
Dear Off-Season,
Please don’t suck.
I mean, I guess I could just leave this letter...
Dear Elf on the Fucking Shelf,
You’re a book, a doll, a keepsake box. You’re an iPhone...
Dear Mr Martell,
I am writing as chair of the Electric Vehicle Drivers Association –...
Dear Backseat Baby,
Hey. Yeah you, in the backseat! I know you're trying to pretend like...
Learning I'm an empath.
This explains so much.
What it doesn't explain is how after...
Dear President Obama,
I want to start this letter by thanking you for everything that you...
Dear Non tippers,
Imagine being a server at a restaurant that just sat a 40-person table...
I have spent nearly 18 months running a gauntlet of the American healthcare system, being passed...
Dear Nigel,
I was concerned for you on the news the other night. I've never seen you...
Dear Mr.Davis:
The reading of your letter of August 21 concerning the dire straits of the...
Dear MareckScott,
I can sense your pain and frustration as you struggle to help your child...
Dear President Francois Hollande,
I want to start by thanking you for caring enough about...
Babe, I know I've fucked up so many times including a while ago. But sweetie please don't block...
Dear Geico,
Throughout the years, we here at CRACKED have all been big supporters of your...
Dear Ottawa Senators,
Just couldn't let this season end without offering up a genuine and...
I could've never possibly prepared myself for the life-long horrors and pains that you would...
To Whom it may concern:
Writing this is the support worker that you have come to know...
Tag – I’m it! Waking up on our birthday last year to one of the most moving letters I have ever...