Hi Bill Gates,
We realized that you are a jerk. You have a PC with a broken OS. Your big...
Hi Bill Gates,
We realized that you are a jerk. You have a PC with a broken OS. Your big...
Dear Students,
In an innocuous office complex, three blocks south of Northwestern...
Dear Mr Martell,
I am writing as chair of the Electric Vehicle Drivers Association –...
Dear Mr.Davis:
The reading of your letter of August 21 concerning the dire straits of the...
Dear Elf on the Fucking Shelf,
You’re a book, a doll, a keepsake box. You’re an iPhone...
Dear Sir,
You may not remember me, but I remember you. It was many years ago, I’m sure...
Dear fellow INFJ,
Considering we are the rarest of the 16 personality types, I feel it is...
Dear G7 leaders,
Today marks the first day of the G7 summit. In a few hours’ time, you...
I loved you fiercely. From every shadow and crevice of my soul emanated a light and affection I...
To the parents of St. Mike’s sexual assailants: Don’t worry, your boys will be fine. Their...
Dear Lego™,
I am writing to ask you to reconsider your decision not to allow my custom-...
Fight. Stay strong through these possibly hardest 18 years of your life. A normal family...
Dear Bernie (Can I call you that?),
Dear Rude Customer,
If you received this photo shown above, how would it make you feel?...
Dear people who lost their homes due to natural disasters,
I’m not calling you...
Dear Drake,
Hey dude. You don’t know me but my name’s Tyler and everyone says I’m a real...
Dear Mr. Barkley:
I write you out of love. I write you out of profound pain. I write you...
Dear Cathedral High School (CHS) in Springfield, MA:
This may come as no surprise, but I...
Dear fellow Key West business person,
As a local businessman for 22 years, I know the...
Dear Betty and Richard Odgaard,
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about your decision to close...