dear anon,
why you gotta call me out like that. first of all, I'm so glad I have like no...
dear anon,
why you gotta call me out like that. first of all, I'm so glad I have like no...
My Wonderful Wife
When I had the massive stroke 31 years ago the doctors and my family...
Dear Mr. Justice Kennedy
By now, everyone appreciates the pivotal role you will play in...
Dear Vice President Biden,
Hi! How are you? May I call you Joe?
Joe, I am writing...
Dear Oil and Gas Industry,
Dear Vogue,
You recently published an article titled “We’re Officially in the Era of the...
Dear online guy,
The day that I was on that dating app and saw your photo was the day a...
Dear Katie,
Earlier today it came to my attention that you had tweeted your opinions...
Dear candidates for president,
Elections are about leadership. Leaders influence and...
Dear Gentleman Dancing Behind Me,
It has come to my attention that many men feel there is...
Dear Bikram Yoga,
For years I have written you off. As a power yoga teacher I have put you...
I want to say congress particular Mitch Mcconnell you must consider the bapartisam bill that...
Dear Designers:
Could I talk frankly with you for just a minute? Like some of you, I...
Hi, Governor Jindal. You're someone I looked up to growing up.
Why? Because I grew up in...
Motivating kids to love anything but their computer games these days can be really tricky. And...
Dear Geico,
Throughout the years, we here at CRACKED have all been big supporters of your...
Dear, sweet Baby Yeezus,
The entire world has celebrated your long-anticipated arrival,...