Dear Apple,
This is a letter from a long-time MacBook Pro owner. I use your hardware and...
Dear Apple,
This is a letter from a long-time MacBook Pro owner. I use your hardware and...
Dear Mr Willis
I have to say it’s rare these days to find customer service that makes one...
Dear President Bush and Governor Bush:
Early this morning, the Eleventh Circuit Court of...
**TRIGGER WARNING**
The following writings will touch on topics such as death, rape,...
To the creative directors at Rolling Stone Italy,
After seeing your EDM diss video, I was...
Dear Bulldog Nation,
Where do I begin? Before I was officially a Bulldog, I received...
Dear Jerry,
Thanks for taking the time to stop by my booth at PAX. I was really glad to...
I scrolled past your Facebook post to the disgust that a human being could repost a video about...
Dear People Who Take Selfies,
Hi. Okay. So. What’s a selfie? Oh, you know. It’s when you...
It kills me to write this. I’m a mess. I’m actually going to die when I didn’t have to.
...
Dear Sulemans (or is it Suelmen?),
I know you are all very busy right now, what with...
Dear Paul Pierce,
On behalf of Washington Wizards fans everywhere, I wanted to thank you...
Dear Mr Mayor,
I am writing to encourage you to bring the issue of future port...
Dear MoCADA Family,
MoCADA is in danger. If that scares you a bit, good. You are...
Dear Prime Minister,
We write as charities in membership of the Specialised Healthcare...
Dear Mike,
Like you I am a Jew, a screenwriter and a playwright. Unlike you, the first...
Dear Jerry Seinfeld,
I heard you on ESPN radio the other day. You were talking to Colin...
You and I were created in two different worlds. I’m another type b and glad to say it. Us as...