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Dear Mr. or Mrs. Baby Boomer Executive,

I hope you are sitting down. I have some...

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Dear Backseat Baby,

Hey. Yeah you, in the backseat! I know you're trying to pretend like...

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Dear Chris Riotta of Mic and Justin Bieber,

Both of you recently put words on the...

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Dear pre-baby body,

I don't remember what you feel like. It's been too long since you've...

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When you tired of the f***ing devil ruining your life and you hear God speak for the first time...

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Dear Dad,

It's me, your child. The Robert Griffinfant. I'm writing this letter to you...

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Dear, sweet Baby Yeezus,

The entire world has celebrated your long-anticipated arrival,...

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Dear Babies,

I don't know how to start this letter to you. I don't want to be ashamed of...

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Dear Wills,

Congrats on the birth of your second child. Now sit down and take a drag on...

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I am in the ad industry, so I get why you...

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