Dear Elites

Subject: Dear Elites
From: The most truly woke man on Earth.
Date: 13 May 2019

Dear Elites,
Of all the many things I could write, the only two that won't become obvious to you within 8 years is that you should have invited me into your employ 4 years ago, since you have access to the fact that I am a genius, and that you should now, today, institute a UBI of at least $1500 per adult American per week.
Have a nice petite Morte.